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We’ve all seen them. We’ve probably even done them. It’s the modern fashion faux pas, not to be confused with the fashion faux pas of yesteryear when it was socially unacceptable to leave the house without a hat and gloves. The modern fashion faux pas takes things to an entirely new level – take Tara Reid or Janet Jackson’s nipple flashing as an example. Wear underwear people!

Here’s my list of the top ten fashion faux pas:  visible g-string thong (so Kath and Kim!); socks with sandals (ewwww!); streaky or excessive fake tan; clothes that are too small; white shoes; unwanted skin exposure (see Tara Reid); corporate wear with sneakers (I’m about to throw up); age appropriate clothing (Joan Collins take note); shorts with stockings or stockings with open toed shoes; wearing a wedding dress when it’s not your wedding day (ditto Britney Spears). Do all those things make you feel completely grossed out? Wait until you see some of these images.

Left: Mariah Carey looks like a dill in stockings and shorts. Right: Tara Reid flashes her nipple..oopsie daisy..will she ever live it down?!

There's something not quite right about Gwenyth Paltrow's jumpsuit...

What was Anne Hathaway thinking when she wore this to the Oscars in 2007?

I forgot to add cracked heels to my fashion faux pas list...

Now that's just plain weird. We know where your nipples are love.

What is the guy in the red t-shirt thinking?